Local pub only accepting ‘free-thinking’ anti-vaxxers as customers
Moncton — With many borders and businesses closing their doors to unvaccinated Canadians, a Moncton business owner and self-described “Alpha Wolf” has decided to retaliate by only serving customers who...
View ArticleListicle: Top 12 things to do during the last week of summer vacation
Fredericton — For many New Brunswickers, the Labour Day holiday is the unofficial end of summer. As the temperatures begin to cool and kids get ready to go back to school, everyone is anxious to...
View ArticleNew Brunswick rejects ‘Truth and Reconciliation’ holiday in favour of ‘White...
New Brunswick — Less than a month before Canada’s inaugural National Day for Truth and Reconciliation, the New Brunswick government has decided not to honour the holiday. Instead, the province is...
View ArticleNBEX offering free admission, everything else still overpriced and gross
Fredericton — It’s that wonderful time of year when kids are going back to school, the nights are getting cooler, and you can hear the screams and barfs of those brave souls who pay an exorbitant...
View ArticleNew Brunswick’s fully vaccinated loving all the unprotected sex
New Brunswick — What’s the number one thing that New Brunwickers have been enjoying since becoming fully vaccinated? Lots of unprotected sex. A recent survey polled only the fully vaccinated...
View ArticleClear frontrunner emerges after first federal debate: that guy from ‘Blue’s...
Canada — The first federal debate has come and gone as swiftly as a six-pack of Alpine on a Friday night. And the overwhelming fan favourite and now hands-down frontrunner for prime minister: that guy...
View ArticleNew Brunswickers shooting themselves in order to be admitted to ER
New Brunswick — Over the past two weeks, wait times in several provincial emergency rooms have skyrocketed, while several hospitals have closed their ERs altogether. Priority is given to those with the...
View ArticlePremier threatens to actually follow through on regulations if things don’t...
Fredericton — After the province hit its highest number of new COVID-19 cases yesterday, New Brunswick officials held a press conference to announce new regulations they’re imposing, and quite possibly...
View ArticleFredericton to drag out counting ballots in effort to get as much attention...
Fredericton — The 2021 federal election has been tense for several ridings across Canada. One of the main ones being Fredericton, with a very close race between Liberal candidate Jenica Atwin, formerly...
View ArticleMoncton locals protest pineapple pizza ‘food fusion train wreck’
Moncton — The limited time pineapple stuffed crust feature offered by Rossano’s Italian Grill sparked a recent protest by CUPE Local 1542 and pizza-farians alike. “It was like a slap in the face — with...
View ArticleListicle: Top 10 new N.B. COVID restrictions
Fredericton — As New Brunswick’s ICU beds fill up and hospitals reach capacity, the province is in its reddest “Green” phase of the entire pandemic. Despite the surge of the more infectious Delta...
View ArticleNew Brunswickers begin bootlegging Bud Light
Fredericton — As the possibility of an NB Liquor strike looms, entrepreneurial New Brunswickers have begun buying up all the Bud Light and other popular macro beers in stores, with the plan to sell...
View ArticleDaylight saving time gives New Brunswickers extra hour of waiting for...
Fredericton — Last weekend’s time change for daylight saving has given New Brunswickers a chance at an extra hour of sunlight during the darkest months of the year and more time to wait for the...
View ArticleHiggs ends strike by agreeing to live on CUPE wages for one year
Fredericton — After 15 days on the picket line, Premier Blaine Higgs brought the CUPE public sector strike to a sudden conclusion today without paying one additional penny in wage increases. Higgs said...
View ArticleP.E.I. company to produce more vaccines; New Brunswick to produce more...
Prince Edward Island — On Thursday, it was announced that the Charlottetown-based BioVectra has partnered with the federal government to manufacture mRNA vaccines to combat the global pandemic....
View ArticleBuying cough drops now more awkward than buying condoms
Fredericton — You all remember your first time buying condoms as a teenager. Maybe it was the pharmacy by your house. Maybe the cashier was the daughter of your Sunday school teacher. Maybe she looked...
View ArticleListicle: Top 9 ways to boost your mental health when everything is...
New Brunswick — If you’re feeling down in the dumps lately, you’re not alone: mood and mental health are at an all-time low for everyone, and with good reason. All it takes is one internet doom-scroll...
View ArticleOmicron COVID comes from anti-mask N.B. deer, says Public Health
Fredericton — As fears of the new “Omicron” coronavirus variant sweep the globe, Public Health is blaming anti-mask deer in New Brunswick for the virus’s newest mutation. Omicron is said to have been...
View ArticleSteve Murphy, staple of a million Atlantic Canadian living rooms, commits to...
Atlantic Canada — Longtime CTV Atlantic News anchor Steve Murphy signed off for the last time on Tuesday night. After being a staple in the living rooms of millions of homes for more than 30 years, he...
View ArticleListicle: Top 11 signs it’s Christmastime 2021 in New Brunswick
New Brunswick — It’s time to deck that hall and jingle those bells! Yes, it’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas everywhere you go in the Picture Province, and there is plenty of evidence that New...
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